Frequently Asked Questions


Why earmuffed.com?
It's an inside joke, but long story short: we're crazy.

But I have time for a long story! Tell me!
Okay, if you insist on it. Because earmuffs are such cute, underrated accessories, and because being earmuffed is so much fun. As in, not being able to hear anything, whilst having warm ears.

I think I saw you guys the other day on the streets doing __________________
No you didn't. We are wheely-chair potatoes, and we sit in front of the computer all day, stalking cute guys. We never go out. You must be mistaken.

Do you still blog individually?
No, we've abandoned our blogs since earmuffed.com launched. Our ex-blogs are still in tact though, so feel free to visit them:
Find Jenny's old blog at: http://itsxjenny.blogspot.com
Find Theresa's old blog at: http://x3theresa.blogspot.com

I spotted one of your 'I ♥ earmuffed.com' buttons the other day. Where can I buy one?
Sorry to break it to you, but we only have 6 of those button badges roaming around. Only very very special people get them, and no, they are not for sale. We'll make more if someone gives us a badge-machine.


When did you start earmuffed.com?
On Friday the 13th of June 2008.

Who hosts your website/provides your domain?
Our blog is hosted by blogger.com, and our domain was registed at godaddy.com

I heard about your dandelion company. Where can I get more info about that?
Oh that thing. That's like long dead, but the remnants of it remains at: http://fieldsofdandelions.blogspot.com

I want to contribute to your fantabulous website!
If you want to help out in any way, drop us an email and we'll figure out something. Of course, we're not going to pay you. But if you really want to do layouts / be a contributing blogger / be our personal slaves, then by all means, drop us an email.

Where can I send hatemail to you guys?
Well you can always try the 'Contact Us' section, but if you want to send it specifically to our hatemail inbox (yes, we actually have an inbox dedicated to our hatemail), feel free to email your angst to hatemail@earmuffed.com. Creative insults are highly recommended. They make us laugh.

Can I go out with you?
We're both single and straight, so if you're extremely hot and/or cute, loaded with money, drive a Jaguar and own a house with a swimming pool, why not?

Can I marry you?
Ditto, plus a long term relationship.

I want your wardrobe. Where do you guys get your clothes from?
Everywhere. Literally. Chain stores (Forever New, Bardot, etc etc), department stores (Myer, David Jones and other flashy places, though rarely), high-end stores (LOL usually at factory outlets, we're not that rich), ebay, markets, second hand stores, EVERYWHERE.

What ambitions do you have for earmuffed.com?
We don't really have one set goal. It changes a lot- one moment we want to target our direct school mates, and eventually take over the school. The next moment, we plan on targetting fashionistas from overseas, and eventually taking over the fashion world. It depends really, but our ambitions usually relate to taking over a population of people. Ambitious goals, we know.

Would you rather be chased by a flock of goats or a flock of sheep?
Sheep please, don't goats have horns? If the flock of animals managed to catch up to us, a goat would shove its horn into our backs- and that would hurt a lot. Hold on a sec- do goats have horns?! Whatever, sheep are fluffy. So flock of sheep it is. Oh, and goats have beards.

How can I stalk you guys?
We are both very mysterious, unpredictable and strange people. Stalking us would be a difficult task, not to mention a very dangerous one. It is not recommended.

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