Earmuffed: The Stupid Me II

Because I am so unoriginal and have nothing else to talk about, I've stolen, no, borrowed Theresa's idea of making a list of the stupid things I used to believe:

1. Someone told me, I have no idea know who, that babies came naturally. I always thought it was all part of being an adult and it was inevitable… like chickenpox, they just come.

2. Oh, and babies came out from belly-buttons. That makes sense, right?

3. I used to think teachers all lived at school. Oh, and I also used to think that the principal was the owner of all teachers, sort of like their mother.

4. I also thought that if you swallowed a seed, a tree would grow out of our backside.

5. A friend of mine walked into the classroom with her arm in a sling around her neck. She told me she broke her arm, so I asked why it was still connected to her shoulder.

Poor me.