Funny how in the holidays, everyone blogs almost everyday, and they visit each other's blogs everyday. But school starts, then everything halts to a stop. But not earmuffed.com You can count on us to be faithful to our blog no matter what. But we'll have to stop blogging daily though.
To liven things up a bit, lets talk about the formal. Buying a formal dress can be very stressful, and many people opt to buy many many dresses (yes, I'm looking at you), which might be wise. Because you never know, when you're desperately looking for a dress days before the actual formal, your head will go corrupt and you'll choose a completely disgusting dress.
So here's me to the rescue:
What Not To Wear For The Formal
(please refer back to this before you go out and buy your dress)
Please prepare yourselves for the monstrosities below.
It's an absolute vegetable. Seriously, what were they thinking when they were designing this? Maybe it's for Halloween, for people wishing to dress up as a piece of broccoli.
Honey, a bra is all it takes. You shouldn't resolve to using thick silver cables for extra support.
Please, don't get too close to the car engine. The exhaust smoke might ruin your hideous zebra-leopard-dalmation dress.
She must've gotten attacked by tiger wanting its skin back. No wonder her dress is in the shredded state it's in at the bottom.
Watch out, it's a gigantic green melon. All it's missing are some stripes and some seeds.
Oh god, AVERT YOUR EYES BEFORE YOU SUFFER HAVING TO SEE THIS DRESS. IT'LL TRAUMATISE YOU FOR LIFE.
Is it made out of tightly stretched boiled cabbage? And those little black bows remind me of sad little dead flies attacked to pieces of thread.
The Slut Dress #1. It looks like a hideous green bathing suit with a piece of fabric attached to one side. Please, no one wants to see your bony ribcage.
The Slut Dress #2. What kind of whore would wear this to their formal?! It's like something an Arabian princess from Aladdin would wear.
This dress is actually pretty nice, too bad the model looks like a drag queen with a white wig.
Please prepare yourselves for the monstrosities below.
PLEASE, TAKE IT AWAY BEFORE MY EYES START BLEEDING RAINBOW SPARKLY RIBBONS.
There you go, if you ever feel in doubt, please refer back to this guide, and if the formal dress you had in mind slightly resembles any of these dresses at all, then PLEASE DON'T. Save the grade from the terror and stick to something slightly less hideous.