Birthday Wishlist

I know that I can't afford anything on my wishlist, and I highly doubt anyone I know could afford the items on my wishlist either, but I'm a greedy little biatch, so here goes:


1. A pink flamingo. It must know how to play the bongos, and I want it to come with a sleigh so it can carry my textbooks around.
2. A white Chanel 2.55.
3. Sass & Bide rats
4. Those hot shoes from Balmain's Spring/Summer 09 collection
5. Miu Miu buckle boots. Winter is coming, and my feet must stay warm.
6. The Bag Ladies tote
7. Louboutin boots. Again, they are for the sake of my feet's warmth.
8. Dallas Vintage telephone bag. Bonus points for anyone who can make the bag an actual phone. As in, it rings and I can call people, and such. Use your magical wands people. I want a WORKING TELEPHONE BAG.
9. Myla Suki balconette bra + briefs. They are so yummy.
10. Diane von Furstenburg LBD
11. Chloe lace up boots.
12. Elle Macpherson Artistry bra + briefs. Have been eyeing these for a while, but I can't seem to find them anywhere.
13. Beyond The Valley bike pendant
14. Black sequinned Chuck Taylors. Again, I've been hunting for these for a while, but my hunting skills aren't very good at all. If anyone sees them anywhere, INFORM ME IMMEDIATELY.

I think I was destined to be bankrupt. My flow of cash coming in, and cash I spend is imbalanced. Even I know enough maths to figure this out.

So lets stop thinking material things, here's a list of warm fuzzy FREE things I would also like:
Love,FANCIFUL.TUMBLR.COM I have a huge chunky folder of photos from fashion editorials I really like, so I decided to chuck them in there. They're mostly fairy-tale themed, or other bizarre/surreal/sometimes violent things, so yes. Just go on it and you'll see what I mean.