Cruise

I grew bored and decided to whip up a bunch of cruise-appropriate outfits. WITH INVENTED PERSONALITIES TO WEAR THEM. YEAH, extra fun for everyone right?


She is like the young version of the crazy cat woman, except she's not crazy. Her boyfriend would drop her off on the back of his motorbike. Her boyfriend happens to be very hot with a lot of stubble, and all the girls wont be able to help but swoon, even though they're not even on the boat yet. She probably has a gun in her clutch- not because she's violent, but because she's kinda like Catwoman but with a gun. And she has a mask too- like catwoman, not because she has to hide her identity, but because the mask is pretty hot.





If this girl had a name, it'd probably be something really long and hard to pronounce. She was painting before the cruise, so her arms are still all covered with paint- but the paint matches her dress so it's okay. She really just threw her outfit together, because she doesn't like wasting time getting dressed when she could be painting. But she put on fake lashes in case her shoes or dress or necklace failed to dazzle people. Halfway through the night, she grew frustrated at her eyelashes so she yanked them off, and continued to dance the night away.



If she had a name, it'd be something really pretty like Lola or Lela or or something with a lot of L's in it. She arrived to the cruise in a horse drawn carriage. She was scared the food served would be disgusting, so she brought a stash of macaroons in her really cute clutch just in case. She received a lot of compliments because her skirt is so poofy and because her clutch is really cute. The clutch has two high heels as a clasp, in case you haven't noticed.

At a time where everyone wheres bandaged bodycon dresses, this girl goes one step further by wearing a Herve Leger bodycon dress- with a cut out and a funky shoulder no less. She goes to the bathroom a lot because her red lipstick wears out really easily, and when red lipstick wears, you can really tell. She accidently steps on the feet of a lot of people, but she fails to notice because she towers over them in her 4inch Louboutins.


She arrived in a limo just in time. She literally outshone everyone. She is the sun of the dancefloor (because she's golden and emits light, get it?) She likes dancing a lot, and also gets picked up by guys alot. At some point during the night, some guy will attempt to kiss her, but she will slap him, and her fierce ring would probably leave a mark.

Et moi? I thought I had a dress all planned until last night (when I should've been studying Ancient History). I bought the fabric today, and everything is well underway! TEEHEE I have decided to keep everything hushhush for as long as I can keep my mouth shut. But I'll just let you guys know that the fabric I bought was red chiffon. Flaming red. Scarlet.