V is Very Veryyyyy Extraordinary

I drew this up was I was doing History Extension homework today. It gets more and more ridiculous. I was going to just throw it away but then I'm running out of ideas for this whole Valentines Day themed post thing (WHY DID I GET MYSELF INTO THIS?!?), so I thought 'HM WHY DONT I USE THIS'. And for those of you who are wondering, why YES I do think in capitals. My head always seems to be screaming at me, which is probably why I'm so distant all the time. My head is yells so loudly that sometimes I forget to respond to people. It's true.

If someone could get me everything on that list, having a boyfriend could actually be a worthy option.