Dear Supermarkets



Dear Supermarkets,

I am back from a visit, and I would just like to express my regards on your superb hospitality.

I noticed that your cashiers may need a little caffeine boost. Some people may actually be in a hurry to get out you know? By the time I reached the end of the long wait in line, your cashier took his sweet ass time scanning every item ever so slowly.

And if the aim of that was to be accurate, he didn’t do a good job at that either. He failed to notice that he had scanned one of my items twice, and again, took his sweet ass time rescanning everything again, ever so slowly.

Also, your trolleys may need some form of rehabilitation. They seem to be working perfectly fine one moment, and then go through some sort of seizure where they forget what they’re supposed to be and become disabled. One wheel goes one way, whilst the other goes the other. Seriously, why are they so uncoordinated?!

It may also be a good idea if would inform your fellow shoppers that blocking the whole aisle with their trolleys isn’t a very good idea. There are some people who actually want to get through, you know?

Oh and why do I always happen to buy the one item that is unregistered and end up having to wait for a price check whilst everyone else behind me chucks me dirties?

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