♥ Du Jour

I ♥:
1. Formal dresses: The topic of formal dresses, the process of shopping for formal dresses, and trying on formal dresses. It's probably the first major dress in a girl's life, one that needs to be chosen through a painstakingly thorough process of elimination. Now that the formal nearing, everyone is suffering FFF; short for Formal Frock Frenzy. Symptoms include buying an excessive amount of dresses because every dress looks better than the last, constant talk of what everyone is wearing, and relentless questions on whether this dress makes my butt look fat. What about my formal dress you ask? Well darlings, my dress is coming to life, and- of course- it is superior to all other formal dresses. Count yourself lucky if you were one of the few people who managed to see a drawing of my dress.

2. Dear John by Nicholas Sparks:If you're a hopeless romantic, you'll love this book. It's probably the saddest, most romantic book I have ever come across. It made me teary on more than one occasion. There is supposedly a movie adaptation of it to be made sometime in the future, and I hear that Channing Tatum will be starring

3. Neck Tie Blouses: I have some obsession with high-necked tops, and these neck-tie blouses are just another thing to add to my 'list of things to compulsively buy next time I go shopping'. They're so feminine and romantic. *Sighs*

4. Love Heart Sunnies: I used to own a pair when I was four. I stopped wearing them when my skull grew too big for them. But who's stopping me from buying a newer, bigger pair now, HUHHUH?

5. Mozzarella Cheese: I'm quite sure that constant eating of shredded mozzarella cheese straight from the pack, and constant craving of shredded mozzarella cheese when not constantly eating the shredded mozzarella cheese, is a sign of an unhealthy addiction. Someone chuck me in rehab.