I Will Never Understand…


Crocs. I don’t see anything humanly appealing about these things. Honestly, little kids might be able to get away with them, but teenagers, let alone middle aged women walking around in them?! I don’t care that they’re comfortable, you look like a lost teletubby and that’s not supposed to be good!

Why there are so many ways of pronouncing ‘moleskine’. I swear, I walk into a book store, say one thing, only to be corrected by the sales assistant, and then I walk into a different bookstore only to be corrected again by another sales assistant!

Why all cheap food is junk. I was out with my family in the city the other day. So when I went on my little quest to find some food- healthy food that is, I realised I had only $5 to feed myself with. Too lazy to go back and get some more money, I actually thought that would be enough. Obviously not, as it was a total epic failure- I settled with these… potato things with oil blobs floating around.

99 cents. I have no idea why shops insist on taking one cent off the actual price of something and making them $9.99 instead of simply $10. If it’s supposed to be some fantastical marketing strategy that I don’t know of, I don’t seem to be falling for it.

Men. And I’m not even going to go there.

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