Earmuffed

I found this quiz on tumblr. And then on Wendy's blog.

I think I have promised myself sometime in the past to never do one of these quiz things, but desperate times call for desperate measures.

FIVE things you wish you could say to FIVE different people right now:

• Please stop being so agitated, you will end up looking like a crinkly pug one day. And please stop lying to me, I know you sell all those things I've asked for in the past because I found them after you told me the store didn't have any.
• WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?!?!
• I like the look of your nose.
• Can I have my money back?
• Oh no you DI'NT.
  

TEN things about yourself:

• I kinda like my toes
  
• My skin reacts badly to razor blades and depilatory cream
  
• I have dreams of having long hair at least once a week
• I'm a vegetarian
• Life is very ironic, especially mine
• I'm a hoarder. I keep all my childhood toys, have clothes dating back to 7 years ago, and keep all my emails and chatlogs. I maintain the belief that I will find a use for everything in the future.
• I unconsciously sing out loud a lot, especially when I'm at home
  
• I think sleep is a massive waste of time
• I love red hair
• Typical brain usage: 40% 'what should I wear this weekend', 20% school, 30% internal arguments with myself (one of the two voices usually has an English accent), 5% food, 5% boys.
  

SEVEN ways to win your heart:

• talk to me endlessly about anything and everything
  
• don't be a typical romantic
  
• stubble is optional but highly preferred
  
• able to play some instrument, preferably a badass one. This should be at the top of the list
  
• sympathise with me when I'm overreacting
  
• make me laugh (this should be an easy one, I laugh a lot)
  
• with white chocolate
  

SEVEN things that cross your mind a lot:

• the weather
  
• what I should've said in response to someone
  
• my future
  
• whatever book I happen to be reading
  
• how to spend my earnings
  
• my hunger
  
• how much I need to go to the toilet
  

FOUR things you do before you fall asleep:

• reeaaad!!
• think about my Design&Tech major work for next year
  
• wash my feet. I can't sleep with my feet feeling sweaty and gritty.
  
• adjust heater/airconditoner appropriately so that I'm freezing in Summer and sweating in Winter.
  

FOUR things you see right now:

• Latest 'Vogue' issue
  
• 'A Clockwork Orange' by Anthony Burgess
  
• Ground chilli in a shaker
  
• A giant pile of scarves, bags and sunglasses that have built up after successive outings.
  

THREE songs that you listen to often: According to my iTunes records:

• 'L'amour' by Carla Bruni
  
• 'Right and Right Again' by Sohodolls
  
• 'Not A Love Song' by Uh Huh Her

It's funny actually, because I wouldn't pick any of these as my favourite songs. It's all thanks to my iTunes shuffle thing guess.

TWO things you want to do before you die:

• Live in Paris
  
• Be successful
  

ONE confession:

• Ew I just licked all the lipbalm off my lips. It tasted gross.