Santa Baby...

Santa Baby,
Just slip a sable under the tree, for me
Been an awful good girl...
Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be just as good
If you'll check out my Christmas list:


A HEAP OF PERFUME, LIKE:
1. Midnight Fantasy by Britney Spears,
2. Miss Dior Cherie,
3. YSL Parisienne,
4. Elizabeth Arden Mediterranean,
5. DKNY Be Delicious,
6. Gucci Flora,
7. Missoni Acqua,
8. Marc Jacobs Lola,
9. Calvin Klein Euphoria,
10. Chloe

OR,
11. Thigh high boots,
12. Anything houndstooth,
13. Any jewellery with bows, OR
14. Pearls, or BOTH!
15. Macaroons,
16. A HOT BAD BOY,
17. Pretty headbands,
18. Mary Janes,
19. Films from the Golden Age (WOO AUDREY HEPBURN),
20. A limo,
21. Or alternatively, a horse drawn carriage.
22. Bow booties,
23. Polka dot tights,
24. Chuck Bass, wrapped in wrapping paper under my Christmas Tree,
25. Nailpolish in purples and reds and pinks
26. A big white floppy sun hat,
27. AN INVISIBILITY CLOAK (okay not really, I typoed so 27 isn't actually there. But whatever, I do want an invisibility cloak)
28. Bags (and if you're feeling rich this year Santa, a VALENTINO bag. Or a Chanel 2.55)
29. A pretty umbrella,
30. A funky one piece,
31. Acne wedges,
32. 'Pictures' by Tim Walker.