Earmuffed: 'Tis The Season

I AM SO EXHAUSTED. Three days in a row of crazy things-doing and now I finally get a break. TIME TO CATCH UP ON ALL THE BLOGGING. So anyway, a few days ago (I've lost track of time now), I hosted a Christmas party. I've never had such a large group of people from school at my own house before. It was intimidating. But we did loads of fun useless crap including:

drinking everything from wine glasses (this not only includes fizzy drinks, or fruit cocktails, but soup. Yes. Chinese chicken and corn SOUP.)
all getting bloated before the main meal even hit the table
table talk, including 'if you were to be on an island, who would you choose to be with, considering that you will eventually eat him or her'. This lead to a very intense discussion about eating human muscle vs eating human fat- which would taste nicer, and which would keep you alive for longer. LOL.
taking thirty minutes to carve the turkey. Which turned out to be uncooked.
the old game of 'Truth or Dare'
feeding my dog all sorts of things
pretending to be mermaids
straddling lions
near death experiences involving a pinata, a blindfolded person and a very long broomstick
spontaneously carolling a certain neighbour and giving them all the leftover turkey in take-away boxes

Jess being a LAAAAAAADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

"We love our bread, we love our butter, but most of all, we love EACH OTHER!"

After numerous 'how to' videos, we finally managed to carve the turkey- only to realise it wasn't really cooked.

Jess and Van pretending to be mermaids.

Yay name tag thingies.

LOL @ Van screaming and Laura pushing her seat further and further away in the background.

I still have a load of work (both school and money-earning) to do, outfit posts to blog, and a zillion stories to tell. Don't worry I'll spread the posts out nice and evenly so there won't suddenly be a blog-drought when I realise I should stop going out and start doing work BECAUSE THERES LIKE A MONTH LEFT TIL SCHOOL STARTS, and I have way more than a month's worth of work.